crankyoldman (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
crankyoldman) wrote2009-12-05 06:52 am
crankyoldman) wrote2009-12-05 06:52 am
WTF
DEAR FUCKER WHO JUST PULLED THE GODDAMN FIRE ALARM,
6:30 AM ON A SATURDAY?! YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD AND ARE ACTING OUT ON THIS IMPULSE IN ORDER TO SATISFY A FREUDIAN NEED AND WE SHOULD ALL CATER TO THIS BY POPPING OUT OF OUR BEDS BRIGHT AND EARLY.
BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD DIE. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE A HEAT GUN TO YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ASS.
IN FACT I AM GLAD THIS HAPPENED AFTER PUBERTY, AS YOUR DEATH BEFORE CONTRIBUTING TO THE GENE POOL MUST BE REMEDIED ASAP.
PLEASE CHOKE OR DROWN. OR SIT STILL SO I CAN STAB YOU.
DOES NOT WAKE BEFORE 8 AM ON A SATURDAY,
CENDRI
6:30 AM ON A SATURDAY?! YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD AND ARE ACTING OUT ON THIS IMPULSE IN ORDER TO SATISFY A FREUDIAN NEED AND WE SHOULD ALL CATER TO THIS BY POPPING OUT OF OUR BEDS BRIGHT AND EARLY.
BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD DIE. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE A HEAT GUN TO YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ASS.
IN FACT I AM GLAD THIS HAPPENED AFTER PUBERTY, AS YOUR DEATH BEFORE CONTRIBUTING TO THE GENE POOL MUST BE REMEDIED ASAP.
PLEASE CHOKE OR DROWN. OR SIT STILL SO I CAN STAB YOU.
DOES NOT WAKE BEFORE 8 AM ON A SATURDAY,
CENDRI