...I'm really, really glad that you evaded your panic attack, Cendri - this time of year is vicious. Take care, hon.

I like a lot of what you're saying about porn, here, but your lines about Bettie Page are quoteable. Emotion and characterization are especially important to erotic material or at least they should be.

...the deer-in-headlights-look is unattractive no matter how much clothing the young lady/man is wearing. Smile, kids - it won't kill you. ^^