WTF

[crankyoldman]

DEAR FUCKER WHO JUST PULLED THE GODDAMN FIRE ALARM,

6:30 AM ON A SATURDAY?! YOU ARE HILARIOUS. I UNDERSTAND THAT YOU DIDN'T GET ENOUGH ATTENTION AS A CHILD AND ARE ACTING OUT ON THIS IMPULSE IN ORDER TO SATISFY A FREUDIAN NEED AND WE SHOULD ALL CATER TO THIS BY POPPING OUT OF OUR BEDS BRIGHT AND EARLY.

BUT I ALSO UNDERSTAND THAT YOU SHOULD DIE. I WOULD GLADLY TAKE A HEAT GUN TO YOUR SPECIAL SNOWFLAKE ASS.

IN FACT I AM GLAD THIS HAPPENED AFTER PUBERTY, AS YOUR DEATH BEFORE CONTRIBUTING TO THE GENE POOL MUST BE REMEDIED ASAP.

PLEASE CHOKE OR DROWN. OR SIT STILL SO I CAN STAB YOU.

DOES NOT WAKE BEFORE 8 AM ON A SATURDAY,

CENDRI

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[whitemage]

If Fucker will not hold still, I will hold Fucker for you. And you can stab. And then we'll burn the body.