IN CELEBRATION OF SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES TO WRITE ARTICLES

[crankyoldman]

Comment with a fandom and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:

Canon Ship:

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:

"You are one sick bastard" Ship:

"I dabble a little" Ship:

"It's like a car crash" Ship:

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

"When all is said and done" Ship:

Because we all know THESE are interesting. Blame first_seventhe

~Cendri

Comments

[astralavator.livejournal.com]

I suppose the Final Fantasy 7 over all verse.

I might babble a little.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

One True Pairing Ship: Oh god, I don't do these in FF7... uh, I guess the closest I get to that is Veld/motherly women or Veld/crazyfuck guys. Or um, Tifa/Anyone. And Jenova Project/Everybody.

Canon Ship: Cid/Shera. I just wish it were written better most of the time. It can be cute AND bitter and complex. I like that. Plus Cid's my hero.

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: I'm really all sorts of unfond of Cloud/Sephiroth. And Aeris/Sephiroth. I'll read it when it's written right, I just would rather avoid it. XD Oh and Veld/Tseng--in theory, it could be kind of neat, it practice? Kind of mindscarring.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Oh god, don't ask that. Really. That's like a DARE. Hojo/Aeris or Veld/Aeris.

"I dabble a little" Ship: Tseng/womenfolk. Mainly because I haven't written much Tseng before. He's fun. I should dabble more.

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Veld/His Wife. I mean, come on. I guess Hojo/Lucrecia is this way too. Hell, Jenova Project/Anyone Related

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Reno/Tifa. Lots of my friends write it and I like it when they do, and they make it work, I just don't think I could.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship: Um, Veld/Ifalna? Sure, I invent reasons and opportunities, but that's because I'm a dork. I guess Ifalna/Lucrecia falls under this to. I just want the girls to have lives and stuff.

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Zack/Aeris. It's either too sugary or too angsty. And Vincent/Yuffie. I just don't see her being interested, and I don't see him having the patience. Then again the whole deadish guy/spunky girl thing never did make much sense to me (Vincent/Shelke makes a bit more, but there's an ick factor for anything that's not like, platonic for me)

"When all is said and done" Ship: Veld/Vincent... I'm just very comfortable with it, I guess. XD When I have writer's block I usually write them being well, them, and it pulls me right out. You wouldn't believe all the half-finished stuff I have with them that I did just to break writer's block.

Re: I might babble a little.

[astralavator.livejournal.com]

Wow, my icon is actually appropriate for once. XP

In one way I could imagine Vincent/Yuffie, then Vincent in my head is a touch bit more playful, it would be all sorts of creepy because I can’t imagine them doing anything more than running around on a more than PG-13 crime spree for fun. Then after watching season one of Heroes I’m half curious about Veld/Wife.

I understand you on Zack/Aeris even if it’s one of my favorites because I can so see them silly haunting everyone when their having angst over them with Iffy getting involved occasionally. Veld/Ifalna, Ifalna/Lucrecia doesn't go against canon. ;p

I’m curious about those two but I won’t dare you.

Re: I might babble a little.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

AHAHAHA. YEAH. MR. BENNET. YOU KNOW WHY I LIKE HIM. IT'S SO OBVIOUS. I THINK HE IS SO BADASS AND WANT TO WRITE CUTE FIC ABOUT HIM HANGING WITH HIS FAMILY OMG.

It goes against the crazy canon that IS canon... even if in MY head Ifalna did more than hang out in Icicle waiting to get with Gast.

~Cendri

Re: I might babble a little.

[astralavator.livejournal.com]

Wait, I’m confused, just because something doesn’t occur in canon doesn’t mean it’s going against canon does it. It’s not like Iffy said Gast was her first or the pair of them were destined forever. Besides Iffy was quite unattached for seven years post Gast and all the before time. Not to say it is at all plausible within the context of canon just that it doesn’t contradict canon what’s been established.

Besides in some ways it gives canon some sense. ;p

Re: I might babble a little.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Point.

XD It's the closest I've got. FF7 canon is so flexible if you know how to bend it.

~Cendri