From Sev. Obviously. Have a cracky meme.

Reply to this post with the degree you'd award me based on my participation in fandom.

For example:

"Dr. Sev has been awarded a Ph.D in AU Crack, with a concentration in blowjobs."

or

"Sev carries dual Masters degrees in Twincest and Pirating."

Go ahead, and then post in your journal so that I can award you a degree.