I know, this is where I'm supposed to be crying into my beer? Except not.

I know, it's that holiday. Some of you are having a good time, some of you are probably doing the "OMG I'M SINGLE" wangst, some of you are more annoyed that the water heater burst and spent the afternoon mopping it up--oh wait, that's just me.

Whatever is happening, remember that connections are important, and that no one died of Valentine's Day except mobsters.

So here's some stuff to make your evening better:

- 100 Ways You Can Start Loving Yourself Right Now. Like RuPaul says. "If you can't love yourself, how you ever gonna love someone else?"

- Break-Up Songs For those types.

- Coffee. A real true love.

- Dump your ex's stuff. Hell, I'm still finding things. XD This is what happens when you see a dude for years and your mother is a hoarder.

And hey, at least a ton of chocolate will go on sale tomorrow?