Funny story

[crankyoldman]

So I locked myself out of my house today and thus had to break in. Thankfully one window was not locked, and after cutting through the screen (I tried to pop it out first, apparently Anderson windows only pop IN) and getting a lawn chair I managed to shimmy myself in. This was not a large window, but thankfully I am compact. There was about five minutes where my legs were kind of hanging out the window as I tried to leverage myself through and I almost pulled a muscle in my hip that I didn't know existed before. XD So apparently people in my family just don't know how to quit. It all felt very like a Turk mission gone wrong and I'm tempted to write something very silly related to this.

Also, I need a beer. I'm getting too old for this. And I'm going to surgically implant the housekey on my person, by god.

~Cendri

Comments

[katmillia.livejournal.com]

OMG I did that the day I drove to Chi-town to see Meg and Jessy for the first time. I couldn't get my storm window open after I cut through the screen so the guy next door came over to help me shimmy it up, and I slithered in over the toilet, cutting up my hand everywhere. LOL IT WAS REALLY FUNNY!! xD

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

HA YOUR ICON ALMOST MADE ME SPIT OUT BEER.

I'm lucky that the storm window was open. And that I'm vaguely flexible.

~Cendri

[drakonlily.livejournal.com]

I am also a fire person. And this icon brings me joy and glee.