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Ha, so I just remembered I hadn't written this yet. XD Everyone else can ignore this~!



First off: thanks for participating! This stuff is fun, eh?

Second year for me, and I was pleasantly surprised at what I'd gotten to read and write. So I figured I'd hit up some of the new things that I like, keep things interesting. So I've never written/read fanfiction for ANY of these fandoms, I just like them. It probably looks like my interests are a bit schizophrenic, and they are. I like it like that. Might as well start with the dislikes, as they really helped me out last year when writing.

Dislikes:

+ Porn. Really. Squishiness of any kind sort of icks me out. Lust, Caution is a favorite movie because it managed to get past my porn squick, because it handled it brilliantly. I'm not going to be a mean person and expect that, so just avoid it. This may seem like a contradiction considering two of my prompts, but that's just incidental. XD

+ Anything nonconsensual. Really, just... yeah. Too many ways that's handled badly.

Likes:

+ Erotica! I distinguish this from porn, because something can be sexy without sex. If you really wanted to do something sexy, that's kind of more where I like. Less fluids and organs and more wit and fun situations.

+ Gen! Except where specified. Honestly, I'd rather get into someone's head, or their family than watch them making out with someone.

+ Dialog! A lot of my favorite things are favorite due to dialog. I love clever dialog.

+ Not invisible female characters! Even if you look at one where I requested just guy characters, cameos are always nice. (like Carol from FAKE, or any of the girls from The Girl Next Door)

The Requests:

+ Fables, Snow White/Bigby Wolf

It was like the author knew my fairytale kink and just put it together for me. Honestly, they could be talking about cereal AND I WOULD LOVE IT.

+ The Girl Next Door, Eli/Klitz

I loved the main story, because it was strangely cute, but there are just so many moments with these two that I... yeah. I don't have slash goggles, I swear. Hell, even if you make fun of the assumption something's going on with them, I'll love you for it.

+ FAKE, Ryo aka Randy MacLean

He's my favorite, because he exemplifies what a good feminine uke is. He's not a weenie. He's just nice and sometimes crazy. I adore him, and I just want to see something nice from his perspective. Bonus if it involves the kids! Or a really dapper hat. >.>

+ Lust, Caution, Mr. Yee, Mrs. Yee

There's something very fascinating about their relationship. There's so much left unsaid about Mr. Yee because of Mrs. Mak's view of him, and even less said about Mrs. Yee. So focus on either one, or both, and it'll be fantastic.

Other than that, I leave it in your capable hands. I like being surprised, and I think my requests were clear (but general) enough for whatever you decide! Feel free to browse around my pretty much public journal, if you're still running a little low on ideas. If all fails, gen works. I don't want you to be uncomfortable if what you got isn't something you particularly like. I'm pretty easy to please, when it all comes down to it.

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