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What the hell. I'll keep it general, though, and not turn it into something that's obviously skewed to one fandom.



- 35 is not old. Seriously. Just because anime and video games seem to think 15 is the right age to save the world doesn't mean this is by any means normal. Folklore speaking, it makes sense because 15 was adult back in the day, but these are no longer the times for this. And characters over the age of 35 are not boring, you're just not expanding your mind enough. They're complicated.

- I cannot for the life of me ever get Old Dead/Mutated/Whatever Guy and Young Spunky/Hyper/Whatever Girl pairings. Mostly because they tend to be turned into caricatures the instant this happens. In every fandom I've ever been in. Unless it's canon. And even then, the fanfiction tends to be awful there. And I like those types of characters. Just not together. I think it's only a couple steps away from a Bella/Edward most of the time, really.

- The best way to keep me out of your fandom? Is to tell me it's better than one of mine. I don't care if you like it better, just there is no universal scale of awesome and not. I don't mind opinion, but I find, "my stuff is better than yours!" to be immature and rude.

- I don't like Evangelion. I don't dislike anyone for liking it, but if you treat it like the Most Amazing Anime Evar I may raise an eyebrow and scoot away slowly. As far as deconstruction goes, I found it sloppy and no one was likeable at all, not even in the "I don't care about likabiliy" way. And the random Christian symbolism? Made no sense. And I study Ethics for fun, it's not a matter of not "getting it" I just found the message to be depressingly bleak.

- I probably like most of the books you were forced to read in school. Likely because I'm in the sciences and not forced to read them. There are exceptions, of course.

- I like het and slash equally. Because everyone's a little gay or a little straight. And who cares. Character interaction is always fun, why should it matter if they're screwing or not?

- I actually like gen better than anything else. Particularly family gen. Dysfunctional or not. There's a ridiculously huge range of human interaction out there that's missed. And I know it's hard, too, so I don't blame people for not writing it much.

- I tend to lose respect for people that use the term "Mary Sue" too much. Mostly because the definition has turned into "female character I either don't like or identify with". And it's nearly always female. This does not sit well with my creepy feelings I get about misogyny in fandom. Furthermore, I find it a stupid double standard that female characters tend to have to be a lot of different things, when a similar male character gets a hand wave a lot. I'm cool if it's a certain type of cliche across the board you don't like, though (like I don't actually really like theives/rogues much).

- I don't get into a lot of current teenagery stuff because I'm a snob, mostly just because I can't identify with it. I'll watch 80s and 90s teen movies forever though.

- I am more squicked by bad power dynamics played romantic than by mind control. Mostly because I've lived it, likely.

- I don't read longfic anymore because I'd rather just go read a book by a published author if I'm going to invest that much time in something. Not that published authors are any better, I just know there's a lot of decent books out there I haven't read, and I always hate getting into a longfic only to realize three very long chapters in that I'm probably going to want to bang my head on a wall.

- I like poetry, and lyrical prose. If it makes sense? I REALLY like it.

- FF7 and FFX have my favorite main parties of all. For completely opposite reasons and mostly because of the female members. Other unpopular FF things include: I wish FF8 were about Rinoa instead of Squall, I couldn't get into FF9, I thought Yuna was the hero of FFX, I didn't like Locke in FF6, Tellah rocks in FF4 even if his magic sucks, I'm glad FF13 is going to be sci-fi, FF4's Cecil is my favorite hero and I relate to him a lot, and I hate FF7's Zack, but mostly his creepy as hell fanboys.

- I think anti-fandoms are worse than any rabid fandom out there. Do you realize how much time you waste on something you supposedly don't like? Seriously.

- Lancelot and any character modeled after him is a douche.

- If you're writing the same characters and pairings based on type in various fandoms, you need a break. I've been guilty of this too. We like what we like, but if your female lead sounds the same across the board? You may just want to take a break and write some crack.

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Date: 2009-02-21 10:46 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] churched.livejournal.com
Either they should be happy smiley together or screwed up together, I agree. Sometimes a messed up old person needs another messed up old person to lean on, and vice versa!

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