crankyoldman: "Hermann, you don't have to salute, man." [Pacific Rim] (fuck the cosine)
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...I missed college.



Me: ...
Me: you have issues, man.
Me: 12
Me: plus a bonus
Justin: yearly subscription
Me: yes, that is WHAT 12 ISSUES ARE
Me: I was trying to get to that joke quicker
Justin: what if it's a quarterly publication?
Me: no.
Justin: weekly issues?
Me: no.
Justin: see, without defining yearly, you defeat the inherent logic of the joke
Justin: YOU MUST DEFINE A REFERENCE POINT
Me: oh do not get TECHNICAL on me, bitch.
Justin: \/\/
Justin: know what that means?
Justin: mmhmm.
Me: how about my reference point is YOUR DOOM
Justin: yeah.
Justin: \/\/
Me: QUIT PUTTING THAT IN MY FACE
Justin: White and Nerdy 4 Life. Biznitch.

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