IN CELEBRATION OF SUPERHUMAN ABILITIES TO WRITE ARTICLES

[crankyoldman]

Comment with a fandom and I'll tell you my:

One True Pairing Ship:

Canon Ship:

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship:

"You are one sick bastard" Ship:

"I dabble a little" Ship:

"It's like a car crash" Ship:

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship:

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship:

"When all is said and done" Ship:

Because we all know THESE are interesting. Blame first_seventhe

~Cendri

Comments

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

One True Pairing Ship: Can't have those in a crossover! But if I were, it'd probably be Lulu/Rosa. Because yeah. And I guess Tifa/Quistis. Because yeah.

Canon Ship: ...I guess Leon-->Cloud is kind of canon in KH. I don't see Cloud much returning it (and I had a really dorky idea with Cloud dropping off Leon with Aeris and telling her to keep an eye on him because he freaks him out).

"If this happens I'll stab my eyes out with a spork" Ship: ...this list is too long.

"You are one sick bastard" Ship: Sephiroth/Celes. In fact, it's one of the few times I see him with, ah, anyone and it'd be a mindfuck.

"I dabble a little" Ship: ...Kain/Edgar. I blame a comment thread of yours. It's something Drak and I have been playing with in some random superhero-inspired AU (...I'm totally not kidding. Kain's a sidekick who wears a baseball cap all the time, and Edgar's an engineering nerd that cosplays LOTR stuff and makes model ships. One of these days I'll write something about it and prove what a dork I am. Or just babble at you with what we've joked around with.)

"It's like a car crash" Ship: Rydia/Yuna. Kind of. Anything can be really car crashy in crossovers.

"Tickles my fancy but not sold just yet" Ship: Cid Highwind/Setzer. Mostly because Cid's hard for me to make gayish, but Setzer's kind of frilly. PLUS AIRSHIPS.

"Makes no canon sense but why the Hell not" Ship:

"Everyone else loves it but I just don't feel it" Ship: Reno/Guys? I have no idea why I can only write him heterosexual. Same goes for Auron/women besides maybe Lulu. I can't see him straight!

"When all is said and done" Ship: Reno/Rinoa. It'd be hot. And full of shenanigans.

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Kain/Edgar is kind of 800 sorts of hot. I actually shipped Kain/Terra in my (terrible) epic crossover fic because I thought Terra would help Kain get the hell over himself. XD

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Ahahahah. Yeah. Kind of the same feeling with Edgar, he's just... he's my favorite guy from VI. He was just too cool. I know everyone likes Locke, but Edgar was just 100x more cool to me.

...I am seriously half tempted to actually work on this crazy crossover thing, because it's fun. And basically is the result of every geeky thing I like ever (and let's me make people from different FFs be like, the kids and parents of some... for real).

I should send you a dorky email and entertain you. XD

~Cendri

[first-seventhe.livejournal.com]

Um, you know crossovers are one of my favorite flavors of crack, right? I was writing FFIV/FFVI before I actually knew what fanfiction was. I wish I were joking about that. XD

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Ha totally writing you up an email now. Drak and I kind of... when we're stressed we sit around and bounce crack off each other. So far, this AU's probably been the best.

~Cendri

[angelari.livejournal.com]

Regarding Sephiroth/Celes - I can totally see it, and you should maybe write it. It's one of those things that, done well, would be utterly brilliant, and done poorly (which I have seen), makes you want to kill someone.

[venefica-aura.livejournal.com]

Actually what made me think of it was I saw a bad one somewhere and thought, "dammit, you missed all the awesome points!". It made me sad.

~Cendri