Things I've Learned About My Coworkers
Mar. 17th, 2010 09:24 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
crankyoldmanOh St. Patrick's Day, I'd almost forgotten about you. This means I get invited to impromptu things at bars with my coworkers and have to walk off a buzz before I can drive home, where I am then assaulted by my parents Being Catholic and have some more, so forgive any spelling errors I may make.
But things I've learned:
- The CTO lost his virginity in a very very small car. It was apparently uncomfortable.
- Superfun Girl was a complete loser in high school and was engaged twice, once to a con-man that made her move to Indiana. I still totally have a PLATONIC crush on her. Well mostly.
- Four of my coworkers have twitter names that are based on a negative emotion and an animal.
- Everyone wants to friend me on facebook now. Mostly due to my Heavy Metal Chick friends.
- I can outdrink most of the development team. They are skinny and a tiny and the long-haired one left in the middle to go back and work so he wouldn't fall asleep.
- What happens in San Diego does not stay in San Diego.
- Graphics Wizard does not get Lady Gaga. But he is a heterosexual male and LIKELY not to.
- I currently have the most old school phone in the entire office.
- Apparently my girlfriend needs to work for my company now because THAT'S HOW WE ROLL
But things I've learned:
- The CTO lost his virginity in a very very small car. It was apparently uncomfortable.
- Superfun Girl was a complete loser in high school and was engaged twice, once to a con-man that made her move to Indiana. I still totally have a PLATONIC crush on her. Well mostly.
- Four of my coworkers have twitter names that are based on a negative emotion and an animal.
- Everyone wants to friend me on facebook now. Mostly due to my Heavy Metal Chick friends.
- I can outdrink most of the development team. They are skinny and a tiny and the long-haired one left in the middle to go back and work so he wouldn't fall asleep.
- What happens in San Diego does not stay in San Diego.
- Graphics Wizard does not get Lady Gaga. But he is a heterosexual male and LIKELY not to.
- I currently have the most old school phone in the entire office.
- Apparently my girlfriend needs to work for my company now because THAT'S HOW WE ROLL
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Date: 2010-03-18 03:04 am (UTC)You rock, woman.
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Date: 2010-03-18 12:36 pm (UTC)