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Written as a parody to this want ad which has shown up all over the nerdsphere. And yes, I like robots. But not enough to work with manboys, as this ad none so subtly implies are the main employees.
This is very obviously skewed towards the fandoms I participate in, which some of you also do. XD
EBCJ Fanficcers is looking to add another member to the team. The optimal applicant will be able to handle very nocturnal hours, lots of cock jokes, and have a diverse skill set (IE: fic exchange matching skills are as good as writing skills), readily find the subtext in anything, and be able to spend over three days breeding chocobos to acquire a Golden Chocobo.
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This is very obviously skewed towards the fandoms I participate in, which some of you also do. XD
EBCJ Fanficcers is looking to add another member to the team. The optimal applicant will be able to handle very nocturnal hours, lots of cock jokes, and have a diverse skill set (IE: fic exchange matching skills are as good as writing skills), readily find the subtext in anything, and be able to spend over three days breeding chocobos to acquire a Golden Chocobo.
( the rest is below )
